Climate Change? Never Heard of It.
Oh please, climate change? What a “trendy” buzzword. 🙄
I mean, who doesn’t love surprise weather?
45°C summers, flash floods in deserts, snow in April — just spicing things up for you!
But you keep doing you.
Fly solo in your 2-ton SUV to grab coffee.
Host another “bonfire party” with disposable plates and plastic cutlery.
Cut down a forest to build eco-resorts. The irony? Impeccable.
And when the sea level rises? Just build higher sea-facing villas. 😎
Don't worry about polar bears or melting glaciers — they never had Instagram anyway.
But hey, at least your AC is working… for now.
Can’t wait for you to invent a "Smart Planet" app after this one breaks down.
Sizzling sincerely,
Mother Nature 🔥❄️